Teddy Wisdom

Teddy Wisdom: When you can’t open your own cookies, ask for help!

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Teddy Wisdom: There is nothing sadder than not being able to open your own pack of cookies.

Teddy Whingeing

(Special Australia Day edition of Teddy Wisdom): Only bogans pash… and rooting is an under-the-doona activity.

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Teddy Wisdom: For every task there is a proper tool.

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Teddy Wisdom: Wearing clogs is good for your back.

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Teddy Wisdom: Take a deep breath when traveling in the mail via United States Postal Service.

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Teddy Wisdom: You can always count on your friends to jump on your head.

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Teddy Wisdom: The yin-yang goodness of shortbread is like a quantum state: you cannot know both the position and the momentum of the shortbread at the same time.

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Teddy Wisdom: Watch your guzica... no one else will.

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Teddy Wisdom: Be sure never to be short on cinematic and viewing entertainment.

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Teddy Wisdom: The best gifts to give are those you would want for yourself.

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Teddy Wisdom: Innovate with useless gifts received (whiskey flask becomes SuperTeddy Jet Pack).

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Teddy Wisdom: Sometimes a bear needs his space (and his own quiche).