Teddy Wisdom

Teddy Wisdom: Sometimes it is wise to stay hidden and silent.

Teddy Wisdom

Teddy Wisdom: Boredom (or unjust imprisonment) can leave you climbing walls.

Teddy Wisdom

Teddy Wisdom: If you offer to kick someone, they will get out of your way.

Teddy Wisdom

Teddy Wisdom: It is a basic human right to access, possess and eat saucisson.

US customs: "Sir, you may not transport meat products into the United States!"

French Man: (indignantly, offended as though his basic rights had been violated) "But it is my saucisson!"

Joyeux anniversaire, JP.

Teddy Wisdom

Teddy Wisdom: Using languages you do not know will confuse people who do know them and those who do not.

Sretan ti rođendan, Sonja!

Teddy Wisdom

Teddy Wisdom: A good sensei does not leave his disciples alone and adrift without his teachings.

Teddy Wisdom

Teddy Wisdom: Reflect on what the year ahead will bring; do not dwell on what the previous year did not.

Happy birthday, Divisha!

Teddy Wisdom

Teddy Wisdom: Sometimes one must substitute when the saucisson of his dreams is out of reach.

Joyeux anniversaire, Filbert!

Teddy Wisdom

Teddy Wisdom: There are only two TGs that matter.


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